Don’t you need another tote bag?
I’ve been carrying this around Philadelphia for the last few days and no one has asked me about it yet. Ask me about my totebag! Is this not, like, an asking people about their totebag kind of town? I just imagined a New Yorker cartoon with two people carrying totebags and one of the bags says “Ask Me About My Totebag” and the other one is that Melville House one.